Monday, August 31, 2009

White Woman


I had always wanted to hook up with a white woman because i had heard something about them that made me extremely curious. They are very adventurous in bed apparently. So when an opportunity presented itself i took it with both hands. Her name was Leslie and she didn’t disappoint. Everyday with her was a learning experience. We did things in bed that i never thought i would do. I didn’t have to suggest anything she seemed to know what I wanted.

It wasn’t all rosy though since some kinky things we did backfired on us. The visitor at the door one time she had handcuffed me to the bed with whipped cream all over turned out to be the best friend and her family. As they were talking, the kids wandered to the bedroom. They screamed when they saw me which brought the grown ups. To say that I was embarrassed is an understatement.

Another time she suggested that I wear her panties to my family get together. It was a turn on for her and she promised to reward me later. I refused at first but she eventually convinced me. I felt safe since only the two of us knew about it. The party was outside and it was a full house. The sun was out, it promised to be a lovely day. I went to help roast meat but the heat got the better of me and I passed out. My uncle, a doctor, checked my vitals and performed first aid. When he loosened my belt and undid the top button of my trouser as is required, my girlfriend’s red panties were clearly visible to all the worried faces around me. I did ultimately wake up and I was alright but I have never fully recovered from that moment of shame. We are still together though.

© james wamathai 2009

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha man you are so crazy dude where do you get all this stuff man lmfao you jus made my day
now your family think you are crazy hahahaa

ellina said...

Funny stuff, he he!

Wangari said...

hehehehe, interesting story... Wangari

Wamathai said...

@Anonymous: Hehehe, am glad u like it my friend. I am creative like that :)
@Ellina: :)
@Wangari: U think so? Good.:)

Anonymous said...

lol!! must be a very adventurous white woman

magio said...

Dude u jst made ma day coz i waz so dwn....dat's so damn crazy nxt tym nver b convinced by a woman to do wat she feels z right instead decide yo' self man.i jst love it ha ha ha ha haaaa!

Anonymous said...

did you or just imaginative hallucinations???

Cizoe said...

This is awesome....i love the creativity.....totally hillarious.....dude you are giving me a run for my money........i love it....

Wamathai said...

@Anonymous2: YEah very :)
@Clyde: hehehe, anythin i can do to help :)
@Anonymous3: Its creativity my friend.
@Thelma: Thank u, thank u. :)

Anonymous said...

Creativity well put well said u made my day. just believe in yourself no matter the case....

Anonymous said...

Thats wonderful man, keep writing everyday. Write and write and write...One day put them together and publish the book....Keep creativity alive:-)
Mundia Njau

Wamathai said...

@Anonymous3: Am glad i did. I do believe in myself.
@Mundia: I do write everyday or at least i try to but i make sure i post somethin new every working day.. A book is in the works, i'll keep u posted. I shall indeed keep creativity alive.. Thank u.

Carol said...

you just made my day.

Anonymous said...

How can you be together after such an embarrassment.Kama ingelikuwa mimi tungelitema hapo hapo.

Wamathai said...

@carol: I am indeed glad that i did. Thank u for reading :)
@Anonymous4: Of course the story is fictional and not biographical.

kathesya said...

LMAO insane and good

Wamathai said...

Kathesya: I'll take that as a compliment, thanks.

Cuza said...

Gosh!wat embarrassments,I wud die..nyc stuff lakini.

Wamathai said...

@Cuza: If it happened to me, so would i.

Wamathai said...

@Anonymous: It is but a work of fiction

Anonymous said...

creatively churned out! -bildad

Wamathai said...

@Bildad: Thanks my guy

AKenyanGirl said...

Ha ha... you made my day!

Wamathai said...

@AKenyanGirl: I'm glad :)

Evans said...

Haha...crazy indeed! You've made me laugh real big! I can imagine that happening to me! Lol

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